Quote from Forum Archives on August 30, 2003, 6:05 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves 
for they shall never cease to be amused.

 

*** Silent Treatment ***

 

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week, the man realized that he would need his
wife to wake him at for an early morning business
flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of
paper, "Please wake me at 5 AM."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5 AM. Wake up."

 

:~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~) :~)  :~)  :~)

 

*** Hang It Up ***

One rainy evening, my husband, John,and I emerged
from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys
in the car.  He insisted he could open the door with a
wire coat hanger,so we went back to the restaurant to
get one.
There were none to be found.
John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away
and returned with a hanger.  After a few attempts, he got
the door open and we climbed in.  As we sat there,
soaked and cold, Carey stuck the hanger under his seat.
With a smug grin,he said, "Now if this ever happens
again, I'll have one."

 

:~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)  :~)

 

*** First Ride ***

It was young Anthony's first ride in a railway train,
and the succession of wonders reduced him to a state
of hysterical astonishment.

The train rounded a slight bend and, with a shriek of
its whistle, plunged into a tunnel. There were gasps
of surprise from the corner where Anthony was kneeling.
Suddenly the train rushed into broad daylight again,
and a small voice lifted in wonder.

"It's tomorrow!" exclaimed the small boy.

 

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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