Skipper
Posted by: root <root@...>
with a dog comes in and sits in the empty seats alongside.
The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically
at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
The dog handler says, "Don't mind Skipper, he is a "sniffer dog," the
best there is. I'll show you when we get airborne and I set him to
work."
The plane takes off and levels out and the handler says to the man,
"Watch this." He tells the dog "Skipper, search." The dog jumps down,
walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It
then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy," and turns to the man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and the seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"That's fantastic!" replies the man.
Once again, he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places
both paws on the handler's arm. He says "Good boy," and he turns to the
first man and says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making
a note of this and the seat number."
"That's marvelous, I've never seen anything like it!" says the admiring
passenger. Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. He goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and then
comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat and loses all bowel control.
The man is surprised and disgusted by this and demands "What is
going on NOW?"
The handler replies, "He's just found a bomb!"