Small Town Justice
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ''But officer,'' the man said, ''I can explain.''
''Just be quiet!!!'' snapped the officer. ''Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.''
''But officer, I just wanted to say...''
''And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!''
A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, ''Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.''
''Don't count on it,'' said the prisoner. ''I'm the groom.''
(^_^) -------- (^_^) -------- (^_^) -------- (^_^)
(^_^) Out Of Money (^_^)
Patsy, 3, was at church with her parents. Her family had already
given, but when the collection basket got close Patsy insisted that her
mother give her some money to put in. Her mother tried to explain that
they had already given, but when the basket reached their pew Patsy
announced loudly, "We are out of money!"
(^_^) -------- (^_^) -------- (^_^) -------- (^_^)
(^_^) Big Giraffe (^_^)
On a cold night when Christal went to lock the door, she felt a draft
coming in through the crack between the door and the door jamb. She told
her husband, "There's a big old draft coming in the door." Kyle, 5, jumped
up, ran past his mother and threw the door open. "I want to see!" he said.
Christal promptly closed the door, telling him to keep it shut because it
was so cold outside. Kyle began to cry, saying, "Mommy, I want to see the
Big Giraffe (big old draft) out the door!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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