Smart People...
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parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said "I am President of the
United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300
million people, and a superpower, etc.", so he takes the first parachute, and
jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, said "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball
players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die" so he takes
the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the President of
the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman
in the world", so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a
10 year old boy scout "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so
as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take
the last parachute.
The boy scout said "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The world's
smartest woman took my backpack."