Snow in the Forecast Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
As the commander made his way up front to speak, tension
was high. Plans to move the Camp Lejeune Marines north
for cold-weather exercises could all be for naught.
"General," an officer spoke up, "there's no snow in
the forecast."
The general called out to a member of his staff.
"Chaplin, I believe that's your department."
"With all due respect, Sir," said the chaplain, "I'm in
sales, not production."
The son of a friend graduated from high school, so I sent
him a card to congratulate him. I enclosed some money and
scribbled some words of wisdom inside.
He sent me back a note saying, "Thank you for the gift.
Also thank you for the advice. My mom always told me
that you were full of it."
Janna: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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