Soldiers In Heaven
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever
go to heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you
ask?"
"There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any
pictures of angels with beards."
"Oh, that's because most men who go to Heaven get there by
a close shave."
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~**~ Selling Textbooks ~**~
Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted
on the college notice board at the beginning of each
semester. One read: "Introduction to Psychology,
$8, never used." The card was signed, "Must sell."
The next day a note had been added: "Good
price. Are you sure it's never been used?"
Signed, "Prospective buyer."
Below in a different hand was: "Positive!"
Signed, "Professor who graded his exam."
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~**~ Technology ~**~
While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much
technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new
personal computer and told her that when he was in college,
a computer with the same amount of power would have been the
size of a house.
Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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