Some Minnesota humor
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Olie, Lena and Sven were lost in the woods of Northern Minnesota and were
becoming desperate, having run out of food several days before. It was
winter, the snow was deep, their situation was looking very bleak. When
Olie dug down into the snow to look for nuts, he found an oil lamp and
upon rubbing it to get the snow off, a genie came out. The genie said,
"I am da great genie of Nordern Minnesooota and I can grant each of you
vun vish." Olie said, "I vish I vas back on da farm." Poof, Olie was
gone. Lena quickly said, "Ivish I vas back on da farm wit Olie." Poof,
Lena was gone. Sven was sitting there looking sad and the genie finally
said, "Sven, vat is your vish?" and Sven said, "Gee, I'm really lonely.
I vish Olie and Lena were here with me."
BOAT FOR SALE
Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he walked past Olie's
house and saw a sign that said "Boat for Sale". This confused Sven,
because he knew that Olie didn't own a boat, so he finally decided to go
in and ask Olie about it. "Hey Olie," said Sven, "I noticed da sign in
your yard dat says "Boat For Sale', but you don't even have a boat. All
ya have is your old John Deere tractor and combine." Ole Replied, "Yup,
and dey're boat for sale."
FISHING TRIP
Olie was fishing with Sven in a rented Boat. They coud not catch a
thing. Olie said, "let's go a bit furder down stream."So they did and
they caught many monstrous fish. They had their limit so they went home.
On the way home Sven said, "I marked de spot right in de middle of de
boat, Olie." "You stupid," said Olie, "How do you know ve vill get da
same boat next time?"