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Something Stupid
#1 · October 5, 2003, 9:15 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Something Stupid <><> 
Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up.
However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"
"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten."
However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"
"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten."
<><> Fourth Grade Logic <><> 
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a
lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a
river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and
begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim,
and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran
to the bank?"
lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a
river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and
begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim,
and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran
to the bank?"
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw
out all his savings?"
<><> Garden of Eden <><> 
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's
that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and
home."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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