Speeding Down The Higway
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There was a young blonde lady driving down the center of the road at 100
mph.
A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road.
When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration
please."
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,"
she said smiling.
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a
license."
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license.
Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary
license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration."
She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? it says so right here,
'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."
-QUOTE OF THE DAY-
"An amazing invention-but who would want to use one?"
-President Rutherford B. Hayes, after making a telephone call
from Washington, D.C., to Philadelphia in 1876.