Quote from Forum Archives on October 21, 2004, 1:53 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Speeding Hymns"   

 

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

 

at 45 mph....  "God Will Take Care of Me"

 

at 55 mph....  "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

 

at 65 mph....  "Nearer My God to Thee"

 

at 75 mph....  "Nearer Still Nearer"

 

at 85 mph....  "This World is Not My Home"

 

at 95 mph....  "Lord, I'm Coming Home" 

 

at 100 mph....  "Precious Memories" 

 

 

"Brotherly Love"

  
 

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

 

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

 

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait,'" she commented.

 

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

 

Sent to us by Jo G.

 

 

"Mistake"

 

 

Mistake:, to err, to cause an error or make a mess

 

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...

 

If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...

 

If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...

 

If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation...

 

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

 

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new
invention...

 

If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...

 

If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory...

 

If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake......

 

If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "MISTAKE"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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