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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, "Who am I? "
Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty,
my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
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Speedy Travel
Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on
Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a
plane to Chicago.
"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives
in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."
"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.
The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"
"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take
off."