"Spell One Word For Heaven"
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"Spell One Word For Heaven"
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Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to
him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under
one condition" The man say "What's that?"
St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'." So he does and he is let in
to heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to
watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever
comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, his wife show up at the gate
and he asks her what she is doing there?
She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and
she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first
before you come in to heaven.
She asks "What's that?"
He says "Spell Czechoslovakia"
Taps
During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely
for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband
devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a
kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95
taps meant "Take out the garbage."
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