Quote from Forum Archives on July 7, 2005, 2:02 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Stained Glass"

 

An area pastor tells of his first Sunday in the new parish and presenting the children's message.  Seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each of us is called of God to help make up the whole picture of life (the life of the community of the faithful).  Like the pictures in the windows, it takes many little panels of glass to make the whole picture.

 

And then he said, "You see each one of you is a little pane." And then pointing to each child, "You're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And..."

 

It took a few moments before he realize why everyone was laughing so hard.

 

 

"First Man In The Bible"

 

 

A Sunday School teacher asked little Danny who
the first man in the Bible was.

 

"Hoss." said Danny.

 

"Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam."

 

"Aw, shucks!" Danny replied. "I knew it was one of
those Cartwrights."

 

 

"Two Little Kids"

 

     

 

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.  The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" 

 

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." 

 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.  I had that done when I was four.  They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.  It's a breeze!" 

 

The second kid then asks, "What are you in for?" The first kid says, "a circumcision." 

 

The second kid says, "Whoa!  I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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