Quote from Forum Archives on May 19, 2004, 8:08 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Sorry there will be no graphics today as my computer crashed and is in the shop.

 

Stop Sign

Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a
stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer
who recognized me as his former English teacher.
"Mrs. Brown," he said, "those stop signs are periods,
not commas."

 

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"More Nudity"

 

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and
then asked,  "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

 

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"A Wife's Promise"

 

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.  He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

 

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that
when he died, she would do as he asked and put all his money in the casket with him.

 

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket,
the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said:

 

"Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

 

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it
away.  Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

 

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't
lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
that casket with him."

 

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the
casket with him?"

 

I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into my account and I wrote him a check."

 

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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