Stork Expectations
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For weeks, a little boy had told his teacher about the baby that was
coming to his house.
One day, his mother let him feel the baby move in her tummy.
>>From that point forward, the boy stopped telling his teacher about the
baby.
The teacher finally asked, "What happened to the baby you were expecting
at your house?"
The boy broke into tears and said, "I think my mommy ate it!"
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BONUS JOKE
The Pig Killer
In the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of
baby animals.
The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer's pig was murdered.
The only witness the farmer had to this murder was his pet bunny rabbit.
Since the rabbit was unable to speak and tell him who murdered his pig,
the farmer lined up four animal suspects: a cow, a horse, a goat, and a
duck. He then told the rabbit to pick out who had committed the murder.
The rabbit hopped forward three feet, and when he stopped in front of the
goat, the farmer shook his head and said, "The hare's looking at you,
kid."
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