Quote from Forum Archives on May 22, 2005, 9:44 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Sunday School"

 

 

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday school.

 

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his
walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They
sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were
saved."

 

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked.

 

"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd
never believe it!"

 

"Not All Bad"

 

  

 

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about
their ailments.

 

"My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup."

 

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to
pour the coffee."

 

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."

 

"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."

 

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."

 

"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we
can still drive."

 

"Driver's License"

 

 

A PASSENGER on the bus I drive was telling all the other riders
how proud she was to finally be getting her driver's license.
 "No more waiting in the cold for buses!" She proclaimed.
"No more being late!"
Then she leaned over and asked me to please let her
know when we reached the stop for the department of motor
vehicles. "I hope you don't mind," she said,
"but my vision isn't good enough to read the signs."

 

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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