Quote from Forum Archives on October 9, 2002, 12:23 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Another Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the prophet and his contest with the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the bull in pieces and laid it upon the altar. Then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this three times. "Now," said the teacher, "Can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord had Elijah pour water over the bull on the altar?" A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "To make the gravy."

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Received these from LaVonne and we send our thanks for sending these to us.

~~~What Children Say about Heaven~~~

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and
Gloria go there Saturday for a sleep-over? Age 6

~~~

Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going
to Sunday school, but her little friend talked her into it. After the
first class, at lunch she said, "I like my teacher, and she said if I
come to Sunday school every Sunday, she'll show me how I can get a free
trip to heaven."

~~~

Our six-year-old, Rachel, prayed, "God, they keep telling us You love us
kids. But I'm wondering: If You know my older brother, do You think
he'll ever get to heaven?"

~~~

When Jenny was four, she asked, "Does heaven have a floor?" Surprised,
I said, "Well, Jenny, what do you think heaven is like?" She looked up
at the sky and clouds and replied, "Well, I can't see any floor, so I
guess people are just up there on coat hangers!"

~~~

I told nine-year-old Heather that someday we would have glorified
bodies. She asked, "Do you think we'll look like Barbie?"

~~~

One day my five-year-old grandson, Brett, who frequently went fishing
with his dad, told his mother, "If Grandma's going to heaven with us,
God had better have a pretty big fishing rod to haul her in!"

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~~~Icing The Cake~~~~

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law
for christmas dinner and was surprised to find his young
nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After
they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put
the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to
the table.
"The cupcakes look delicious, Tim." his uncle said. And
he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. "Timmy
these are so good."
As he finished one and took another he again complimented
his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim," his
uncle said. "How did you get them iced so evenly?" And he
took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, "I licked them."

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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