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Supermarket Trip

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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart that contained a screaming,
bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited,
Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A woman
standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to
soothe your son Albert." The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

Friday Bonus Joke
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were
good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written
across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in
school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the
habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try
it out on her mother."