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SUSIE PAINTS HER KITCHEN
#1 · October 9, 2001, 6:31 am
Posted by: root <root@...>
It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit my
girlfriend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she is,
shall we say, lacking in other areas. Well, Susie had decided her kitchen
needed painting, and instead of hiring a professional, she decided to do it
herself. I thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold
Pepsi and some sandwiches.
girlfriend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she is,
shall we say, lacking in other areas. Well, Susie had decided her kitchen
needed painting, and instead of hiring a professional, she decided to do it
herself. I thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold
Pepsi and some sandwiches.
When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen walls. But
instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski
parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She
brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did. It
said,
"For best results, put on two coats."