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Tail Light Out Monday
#1 · August 6, 2006, 2:40 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Monday is Civic Holiday here in Canada. We wish all our Canadian readers a safe and fun-filled family day.
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"Tail Light Out"
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious."
"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"
"20-minute Speech"
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he
asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to
know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he
replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
"Smiles from the Bible"
What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
P.S. Did you know it's wrong for the woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in
the Bible: "Hebrews."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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