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Talking in Your Sleep Monday
#1 · February 19, 2007, 10:35 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Talking in Your Sleep"
A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.
The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, "Fore!"
The other night, during a deep sleep, the man yelled, "Fore!"
His wife, also in a deep sleep and not missing a beat, yelled back, "Four fifty!"
"Fired"
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business!
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
"How much money do you make a week?"
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?"
$300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Delivery guy from Pizza Hut."
"New Gifts"
The small girl had recently received a new watch and
some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their
family asked the pastor over for dinner. The girl wanted
so badly to tell the pastor about her new gifts, but her
mother insisted she wait until after dinner and not
interrupt at meal time.
some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their
family asked the pastor over for dinner. The girl wanted
so badly to tell the pastor about her new gifts, but her
mother insisted she wait until after dinner and not
interrupt at meal time.
Not able to contain her excitement, and not wanting to
disobey, the little girl leaned over to the pastor during dinner and
whispered, "If you hear a little noise and smell something, it's me!"
disobey, the little girl leaned over to the pastor during dinner and
whispered, "If you hear a little noise and smell something, it's me!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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