Tattoo For Grandma
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The doctor noted with astonishment a tattoo of a bluebird on the shoulder
of his 70 year old patient, who was in his office for her annual check-up.
She told him that she had wanted one her whole life, so she and her 16 yr
old grandson decided that they would each get birthday tattoos together.
The doctor inquired as to why she'd waited so long into life to get her
tattoo.
The woman replied, "Up until recently, I was afraid of what my mother
would say!!!"
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BONUS JOKE
Behind the Enemy Lines
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the
Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people
walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio
headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up
the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!"