Tell No Lies
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A large family, with seven children, moved to a new city. They were having
a difficult time finding an apartment to live in. Many apartments were
large enough, but the landlords objected to the large family.
After several days of searching, the father asked the mother to take the
four younger children to visit the cemetery, while he took the older three
to find an apartment.
After they had looked most of the morning they found a place that was just
right.
Then the landlord asked the usual question: "How many children do you
have?"
The father answered with a deep sigh, "Seven...but four are with their
dear mother in the cemetery."
The landlord, feeling sympathetic towards the man's situation, rented the
apartment to him.
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BONUS JOKE
Their Ailments
A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments:
"My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup."
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee."
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."
"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!"