Telling The Story
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An inter-office softball game was held every year between the marketing
and support staff of one company.
The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.
To show just "how" the marketing department earns their keep, they posted
this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1999
Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year.
The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won
only one game."
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BONUS JOKE
Her Big Day
My youngest child was thrilled when her turn came to enter kindergarten.
To make sure we had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the
first day, I woke everybody up early. It was so early that it was still
dark outside.
I was dressing when my little daughter came into my room looking troubled.
"What's wrong?" I asked, mustering as much cheerfulness as I could at that
hour. "This is your big day!"
She blurted, "You didn't tell me I was going to night school."