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"Ten Commandments" Monday
#1 · January 30, 2005, 12:04 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Ten Commandments"
A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
"Driving"
One evening I was driving my six-year-old daughter to her grandparents'
home for an overnight stay.
home for an overnight stay.
It was late, there was little traffic and we were enjoying a peaceful
ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive
her to various activities during rush hour.
ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive
her to various activities during rush hour.
My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, "I have a question."
"What do you want to know?" I responded.
"Mom, when you're driving," she asked, "are you ever the idiot?"
"Their Golden Anniversary"
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen
when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their
golden wedding anniversary.
when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their
golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head.
"Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take
the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
From Jo
the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
From Jo
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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