TENDJEWBERRYMUD
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Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation......
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be
warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the Far East Economic Review.....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes
'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes?
G: "I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine."
RS: "Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"