Texas Wisdom
Posted by: root <root@...>
1. never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2. lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
3. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.
4. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
5. never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
6. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'
8. Don't squat with your spurs on.
9. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
10. Always drink upstream from the herd.
11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
12. There are 3 kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few
who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to
see for themselves if it's really hot
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