Quote from Forum Archives on August 28, 2003, 3:17 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

<><> Thats Daddy <><>

 

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears--one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb.

When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. "See, Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy."

Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, "You used to be a bear?"

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<><> Poor Ted <><>

 

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"

"I just opened a can of peas instead."

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<><> What's it For <><>

 

Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.

"What's it for?" one asked.

"I don't know," the other replied. "I think you stand on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my Mom and Dad.

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<><> Package To Mail <><>

 

A woman took a package to the post office to mail and
was told it would cost $2.40 for fast delivery or
$1.30 for slower service.

"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the
package is delivered in my lifetime."

The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be
$2.40, please."

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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