The 23rd Psalm Friday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
In his beautiful book, "I Shall Not Want," Robert
Ketchum tells of a
Sunday School teacher who asked her group of
children if anyone could quote
the entire 23rd Psalm. A golden-haired,
four-and-a-half-year-old girl was
among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical,
the teacher asked if
she could really quote the entire psalm. The little
girl came to
the front of the room, faced the class, made a perky
lit tle bow, and
said, "The Lord is my shepherd, that's all I want."
She bowed again and went and sat down.
That may well be the greatest interpretation of the
23rd Psalm ever heard.
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New Dog Cross Breeds
Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for
easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a
lot
Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas
pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund: Pyradachs, a puzzling
breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel: Irish
Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat
Retriever, the
choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a
dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful
mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks
incessantly
Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by....oh, well,
it doesn't matter
anyway
Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to
the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu: .... Lets not go there
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"The Short of a Story!"
This is a story about four people named Everybody,
Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody
was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was
Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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