Masters of families, who preside in the other affairs of the house, must go before their households in the things of God.They must be as prophets, priests, and kings in their own families; and as such they must keep up family-doctrine, family-worship, and family-discipline: then is there a church in the house, and this is the family religion I am persuading you to.
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The Blonde & the Sheep

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#1 · April 12, 1999, 11:29 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving
around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can
guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally
amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! Okay, I'll keep my end of the deal.
Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "Okay, now I have
a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my
dog back?"

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