The Broken Doll
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
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~~~ How Long ~~~
My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it.
One weekend the younger one cried and fretted and tried every excuse not
to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the
crying and whining built to a crescendo. At the end of my rope, I
finally stopped the car and explained, "Honey, it's the law. If you
don't go to school, they'll put Mommy in jail."
He looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, "How long would you have
to stay?"
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~~~ When I grow Up ~~~
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. "A football player," "A doctor," "An astronaut," "The president," "A fireman," "A teacher," "A race car driver."
Everyone that is, except Tommy.
The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still.
So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Possible" Tommy replied.
"Possible?" asked the teacher.
"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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