The Day After Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San
Francisco. The pastor
of the church was looking over the cradle when he
noticed that the baby
Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately
he turned and
went
outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in
the wagon was the
figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did
you get Him, my
little friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I
prayed to the
little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me
a red wagon for
Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in
it.
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"Complaints"
Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and
the Chief Priest said, "Brother, this is a silent
monastery,
you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may
not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother John lived in the monastery for five years
before
the Chief Priest said to him: "Brother John, you have
been
here 5 years now, you may speak two words."
Brother John said, "Hard Bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that" the Chief Priest said. "We
will get you
a better bed."
After 5 more years, Brother John was called by the
Chief
Priest. "You may say another two words Brother John."
"Cold Food." said Brother John, and the Chief Priest
assured
him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15 year anniversary at the monastery, the Chief
Priest
again called Brother John into his office. "Two words
you may
say today."
"I Quit." said Brother John.
"It is probably best." said the Chief Priest. "All you
have done
since you got here is complain."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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