The FBI
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
Next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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Cure for Snoring
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken..
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't
care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted
the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth,
he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.
I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager..
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy..
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager..
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor
explained.. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight,
beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."