Quote from Forum Archives on January 20, 2000, 7:34 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

The Funeral

A priest, a rabbi, a doctor and a lawyer are gathered at a mutual friend's
graveside to mourn his passing.

The priest says to the others, "I think our good friend would have liked
to take something with him to his next life." He pulls a $100 bill from
his wallet and drops it on the casket.

The rabbi agrees, "That's a fine idea," and drops his own $100 bill on the
casket.

The doctor, not to be outdone, does the same.

The lawyer murmurs, "What a wonderful thought," as he gazes down at their
friend's casket. Whipping out his pen, he quickly writes a check for $400,
drops it into the grave and takes the three $100 bills as change.