Quote from Forum Archives on June 8, 2004, 2:36 pm

Posted by: Bigguyhereagain <Bigguyhereagain@...>

The Future

 

 

A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old  
son about his future.  The youngster said he'd like to attend  
Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had.  
Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would you  
like to take when you attend college?" they asked the little  
boy.  

After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen,  
he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without  
it." 

 

 

Breakfast

 

 

This morning my wife was up early; earlier than me. Sleepily I kissed her 'good morning'. She said, "I'm taking care of breakfast."

Excited, I nearly jumped for joy when I said, "Really? You're kidding, right? You never help with breakfast. Then again, you're never awake this early. Oh boy! Do I get breakfast in bed?"

"Sure. If you'll make the toast and pour the coffee," Cathy replied, "breakfast will be ready."

"Alright!" I said as I put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster. "What are we having for breakfast?"

"Toast and coffee."

Mr. Smith's Place

 

Little Susan was mother's helper.  She helped set the table
when company was due for dinner.  Presently everything was
on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down.  Then Mother
noticed something was missing.

"Susan," she said, "you didn't put a knife and fork at Mr.
Smith's place."

"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.  "Daddy
says he always eats like a horse!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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