The Gators
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The Gators
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the
overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
"Are there any gators around here?"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward shore. About
halfway there, he called out again. "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"Really?" asked the tourist.
"Didn't have to. The sharks got 'em!"
BONUS JOKE
Fantasy World
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a meal,
one asked, "What was your most difficult case?"
The other replied, "I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He
believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a
fortune. All day long he waited for a letter to arrive from an attorney.
He never went out, he never did anything, he merely sat around and waited
for this fantasy letter from this fantasy uncle. I worked with this man
eight years."
"What was the result?"
"It was an eight-year struggle. Every day for eight years, but I finally
cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived!"