The House Guest
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Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long
talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their
lives.
Finally, Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I've got a
wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great. Where do you live?", asked Larry.
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind our apartment
building. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your
foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then
enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my
name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll
let you in."
"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door
open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely you're not coming empty-handed."