The Last Impression Thursday
Posted by: Bigguyhereagain <Bigguyhereagain@...>
I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The
pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who had that
calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear.
The lady, who was obviously crying, said, “Pastor, I was
born blind, and I've been blind all my life. I don’t mind so
much being blind but I have some well meaning friends who
tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed.”
The pastor asked her, “Tell me, do you carry one of those
white canes?” “Yes I do,” she replied. “Then the next time
someone says that hit them over the head with the cane,”
he said. “Then tell them ‘If you had more faith that wouldn’t
hurt’”!
vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed
that a little boy was watching him. The youngster did
not say a word, so the preacher kept working. He
was sure the lad would soon leave -- but he didn't.
Pleased at the thought that his work was being admired,
the preacher finally said, "Well, son, trying to pick up
some pointers on carpentry work?"
"Nope. I'm just waiting to hear what a preacher says
when he hits his thumb with a hammer."
The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew
a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl
to come up and write a note on it.
The little girl went to the blackboard, looked thoughtful
for a minute and wrote, "Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note
to tell you I'm fine."
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