Quote from Forum Archives on July 6, 2005, 8:56 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"The Little Girl and Her Teacher"

 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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"Offering Encouragement"

 

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections. 

 

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"

 

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

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"Brother Problems"

 

 

A small boy walked into a police station one day
and said, "I've got three big brothers and we all
live in the same room. My eldest brother has seven
cats. Another one has three dogs and the third has
a goat. I want you to do something about the smell."

 

"Are there any windows in your room?" asked the
officer.

 

"Yes, of course there are!" said the boy.

 

"Have you tried opening them?"

 

"I can't... all my pigeons would escape."

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"Why Do You"

 

 

Husband: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary woes of people you have never met?

 

Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't know makes a touchdown.

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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