The Lost Dr. Seuss Book
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I love my job, I love my pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he/she is the best!
I love his/her boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location-
I hate to have to take vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and paper piling up each day!
I love my chair, my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers-
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each program and every file,
I even understand it once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job, I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
These men who've come to visit today,
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!