Quote from Forum Archives on July 20, 2005, 3:36 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"The Minister's Daughter"

 

The minister's daughter was sent to bed with a stomachache and missed her usual romp with her daddy. A few minutes later she appeared at the top of the stairs and called to her mother, "Mama, let me talk with Daddy."

 

"No my dear, not tonight. Get back in bed."

 

"Please, Mama."

 

"I said no, that's enough now."

 

"Mother, I'm a very sick woman, and I must see my pastor at once."

 

 

"With This Ring"

 

 

A young bride and groom to be had just selected the wedding
ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond
band, she suddenly looked concerned.

 

"Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there
anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?"

 

With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best
ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater
three times a day."

 

 

"Discouraged"

 

 

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

 

"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

 

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

 

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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