Quote from Forum Archives on August 3, 2003, 10:59 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~*~ The Moon ~*~
 
A boy came home from school
with a zero on his paper.
"Why did you get a zero?"
his mother asked.
"That's not a zero!"
the boy answered.
My teacher ran out of stars,
"so she gave me the moon."

 

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~*~ Fashion ~*~

The students in my third grade class were bombarding me
with questions about my newly pierced ears.

"Does the hole go all the way through?"

"Yes."

"Did it hurt?"

"Just a little."

"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"

"No, they used a special gun."

Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out,

"How far away did they stand?"

 

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~*~ Come In ~*~

 

Just after Pete was admitted to the hospital, he heard a knock at the door of his room. "Come in," Pete said, and in came a woman.

 

"I'm your doctor," she said. "Please take off your clothes."

 

Pete asked her if she meant for him to remove all of his clothing and she told him that was just what she did mean. So he took off all his clothes and she examined him: nose, throat, chest, stomach, thighs, feet. After she examined him she announced: "You may get into bed. Do you have any questions?"
   
"Just one," said Pete. "Why did you knock?"

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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