The New Creation
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One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn's crib.
Silently she watched him.
As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a
mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotion it aroused, with eyes
glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.
"It�s amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib
like that for only $79.95!"
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BONUS JOKE
Three Composers
A top movie producer was discussing his new project - an action docudrama
about famous composers starring several top movie stars.
Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Van Damme were present.
The producers allowed each man to choose which famous composer they would
portray.
Stallone said, "I'll play Beethoven."
Bruce Willis said, "I'll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."