The Price
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The Price
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My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard
the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the
price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm
worth at least $ 137,000."
(Don't they drive a car that uses GAS)?
Wake up
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Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules.
Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel
incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh
as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock?"
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back
to sleep for another four hours."
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