The Purchase
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by a Farmer
A farmer had been taken several times by a local car dealer. One day,
the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a
cow.
The farmer priced the unit as follows:
Basic Cow $ 999.95
Shipping andHandling 35.75
Extra Stomach 79.25
Two-tone Exterior 142.10
Produce Storage Compartment 128.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper 189.60
4-Spigot/High Output Drain System 149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery 170.80
Deluxe Dual Horns 59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment 339.40
4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly 884.16
Pre-Delivery Wash and Comb 69.80
Farmer Suggested List Price $ 3336.26
Additional Dealer Adjustment 300.00
Total list price (including options) $3636.26
Tax and Ear Tags 418.00
TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE $4054.26