The Slow Way Home
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A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center.
Her arms were laden with a mop, a broom, and other cleaning supplies.
By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious that she was in an extreme
hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman
remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home
before Easter!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out
there and that brand new broom, you'll be home in no time."
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BONUS JOKE
Training Excercise
Our Air National Guard Unit conducted weapons-qualifying at the firing
range.
We had been issued our last round of ammo and were firing at the
silhouettes, when a great gust of wind ripped the targets from their
frames, and they fluttered away.
Firing stopped as we looked to the range officials.
"Keep shooting, Boys," a voice yelled. "We've got 'em on the run now."
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