The Three Bears
Posted by: root <root@...>
waking up.
Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge he
squeaks.
Papa bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl and it is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he
roars.
Momma bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?"
"It was Momma Bear who got up first."
"It was Momma Bear who woke everybody else in the house."
"It was Momma Bear who made the coffee."
"It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away."
"It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper."
"It was Momma Bear who set the table."
"It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filed
the cat's water and food dish."
"And now that you've decided to drag yourselves downstairs and grace
Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence.....listen good, cause I'm only
going to say this one more time....
I haven't made this morning's porridge yet!!"