The top ten reasons men should join the church choir
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those
few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting
tendonitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or
computer mouse.
9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from
a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match
properly.
8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out
at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop
interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called
"Who's Praying, Who's Sleeping?"
7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 400 500 people on a
weekly basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in
to a chronic lack of sleep. Although it has been known to happen.
6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait
till you've been singing with us for a few weeks.
5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does
not require electronics equipment or expensive power tools. This could
be good for the family budget.
4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart
healthy, it's soul healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees,
and it's a lot easier on the knees than jogging.
3. If you think you've done everything there is to do, and there are
no great challenges left in life, try singing with us guys and staying on
pitch.
2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game,
but is at least twice as satisfying. This is especially true if you
are a long-suffering fan of the Bengals or Colts.
1. When people ask you whether you've been behaving yourself, you can
say with the utmost sincerity, "Hey, I'm a Choir Boy."
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Sloppy Handwriting
The old man approached a young stranger in the post
office and asked, "Sir, would you address this
postcard for me?"
The man gladly did so, and then offered to write a
short note for the old fellow.
Finally the stranger asked, "Now, is there anything
else I can do for you?"
The old man thought a moment and said, "Yes, at the
end could you add, Please excuse the sloppy handwriting
Nobel Prize
A man driving down a country road noticed a man just standing in the middle of a field.
So, he stopped his car and called out to the man and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize, " the man in the field replied.
"How?" asked the puzzled driver.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize.. to people who are out standing in their field."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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