The Twelve Days of Fast Food
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
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~~~ The Twelve Days of Fast Food ~~~
On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
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~~~ Questions ~~~
*Act my age? How can I? I've never BEEN my age
before! I have no experience!
*Do you get flustered when you see one of those road
signs that says 'Draw Bridge Ahead' and you don't have
a pen or pencil?
*Did you read the story about the man who lost his
watch? It's a timeless classic.
*How do you keep your children from reading your
e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "Work Manuals".
*If life begins at forty, What is it that ends at 39?
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~~~ To Get On In Life ~~~
Tell me how to get on in life,
said the kettle.
Take panes,
said the window.
Never be led,
said the pencil.
Do a driving business,
said the hammer.
Aspire to great things,
said the nutmeg grater.
Make light of everything,
said the fire.
Make much of small things,
said the microscope.
Never do anything offhand,
said the glove.
Just reflect,
said the mirror.
Be sharp,
said the knife.
Find a good thing and stick to it,
said the glue.
And that's why the kettle sings as she works,
and works as she sings.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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