Quote from Forum Archives on July 24, 2005, 5:01 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

The Value of a Smile"

 

A Smile is nature's best antidote for discouragement.
It brings rest to the weary,
Sunshine to those who are frowning,
And hope to those who are hopeless and defeated.
A Smile is so valuable that it can't be bought,
Begged, borrowed, or taken away against your will.
You have to be willing to give a Smile away
Before it can do anyone else any good.
So if someone is too tired or grumpy to flash you a Smile,
Let him have one of yours anyway.
Nobody needs a Smile as much
As the person who has none to give...
Smile your smile for today...
Pass it on to someone...
Who needs some sunshine on a cloudy day...
Remember,
No matter how bad it seems at the time,
It shall pass in a few moments,
And.....
A Smile is simply a frown upside down...
So, stand on your head and look in the mirror...
Once you see how silly you look...
Frown turns into Smile...

Unknown

 

 

"The New Alphabet"

 

 

 

A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

 

Now A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low,
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget ! what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.

 

 

"The Miser"

 

 

Old man Jones, the miser, at last went to his
reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates.

 

St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity
and escorted him to his new abode.

 

Walking past numerous elegant mansions,
they finally arrived at a dilapidated shack at the
end of the street.

 

Jones, much taken aback, remarked, "Why do
I get a rundown shack when all of these others have
fine mansions?"

 

"Well, sir," replied St. Peter, "we did the best we could
with the money you sent us."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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